pluon:

LET’S NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN

rowdy drunk men on the street turn me into an olympic speedwalker

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seriously

i spent all my money on a pair of sunglasses because i am an idiot baby with no self control

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colbertron:

Animal Collective’s studio whilst recording Merriweather Post Pavillion.
paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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melvinandco:

by Petra Collins